Experiences With Children
Case 1
A pre-school girl with a British accent was talking to her
classmate…
Child: Ryan, will you marry me?
Ryan: No, thank you.
After that, the child kept on sharing this to her teachers
proudly.
She was the little teacher for the day. While she was
sitting infront of the class…
Child: Ryan, you keep on staring at me. I think you’re
falling in love with me.
She was wearing a hanging shirt. Then, her teacher was
trying to pull it down…
Child: Teacher, that’s precisely the point (referring to
showing off her belly)!
Case 2
A child talking to her teacher…
Child: Teacher, may sipon po kayo?
Teacher: Oo.
Child: Ano pong name ng mommy niyo?
Teacher: Ana.
Child: Sabihin niyo po sa mommy niyo na bumili ng orange.
Sabihin niyo po sabi ni Janine (name of the child).
I can’t remember the other stories though I have a lot of them. Children
never fail to amuse me and make me laugh. 
I’ll add them sometime.
